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Waffle - Office Dog

 Waffle

I'm Waffle and I'm a Groodle puppy. I was named by a seven year old, and I'm slowly learning to forgive him for choosing my name. At home, I eat things. I eat food - obviously - although ideally not fruit, vegetables or toast. Cover them in a bit of Vegemite or Tomato Sauce and I might consider them though. I also eat things that seem to get people upset. I love thongs and have worked my way through quite a few pairs. Once I hid a toilet brush under the sofa when I was on my own. That really confused them for a few hours. Personally I thought it was a genius move. 

I love going to the office. It's full of people with interesting smells and food. They give me lots of attention which, as a dog, I very much enjoy. I'm not allowed in every day because there have been a couple of incidents. There was an awkward moment in a meeting room once, and then there was the issue with the pot plants. I like digging and nobody told me that pot plants aren't just tiny little gardens. 

This lot work very hard. I help them relax by showing them that I care about only them, and what's happening right now. And food of course. Anyway gotta go - I think I smell chicken coming from the kitchen so I'm off to put on my cute face and pretend I was last fed two weeks ago.